Note: these pieces of writing initially appeared as "blogs" on Matt Burns' Myspace website.

Attention Supermarket Shoppers!
Ten things to keep in mind when you're at the check-out of your local supermarket: Attention Supermarket Shoppers!

Ten things that piss me off series
Ten things that "piss me off" in the classroom, in Church, and at the movies: Ten things that piss me off!

Walpole Headline News
Fake news from Walpole. You'll probably only appreciate this if you're from or live in Walpole: Walpole Headline News

What I Learned on New Year's Eve
A few lessons learned after rocking in the year 2006 at a club in Boston: What I Learned on New Year's Eve

Making out with a Fifty-year-old
An innocent night out at a bar turns into a something much more dirty. Making out with a Fifty-year-old

Another tale of innocense lost
Catching a couple having sex in a public park. Another tale of innocense lost

Simple rules for single-seater bathrooms
Barging in on a grown man in a public Starbucks bathroom. Simple rules for single-seater bathrooms

My Near-Death Experience
A night I will never forget! My Near-Death Experience