NOTE FROM MATT BURNS: the following samples may include some strong language (i.e. some swearing and sexual stuff). But nothing is gratuitous, meaning the language is used with the purpose of expressing truth. Read at your own discretion, especially if you are my grandmother.

Pure Sextacy (a short comedy script)
The "morning after" sends a man's mind into hyper-overdrive, fearing that the sex may not have been the safest it could have been. Pure Sextacy

So Sorry (a short comedy script)
A comedy about a man who nearly has a mental breakdown trying to come up with the 'right' thing to say to a family of mourners at a wake. So Sorry

Burning Sensations (a short story)
A story about one man's awkward visit to the doctor to be checked out for STD's. Burning Sensations