Short Scripts/Stories

NOTE FROM MATT BURNS: the following scripts/stories may include some strong language (i.e. some swearing and sexual stuff). But nothing is gratuitous, meaning the language is used with the purpose of expressing truth. Read at your own discretion, especially if you are my grandmother.

A comedy about a man who nearly has a mental breakdown trying to come up with the 'right' thing to say to a family of mourners at a wake. (Comedy)

The "morning after" sends a man's mind into hyper-overdrive, fearing that the sex may not have been the safest it could have been. (Dark Comedy)

A group of amateur writers meet at the local Barnes and Noble Cafe and use their writers workshop as an excuse to exorcise some very dark, personal secrets. (Dark Comedy. WARNING: Extremely Graphic language)

A comedic story about one man's awkward visit to the doctor to be tested for STD's. (Comedy/Drama)

A wedding videographer struggles to shoot a wedding while inwardly pondering what went wrong between him and his ex-girlfriend. (Drama)

A glimpse of what goes on in the male mind after a casual hook-up. (Dark Comedy. WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE)

A novena for the sexually frustrated. (Dark Comedy. WARNING: Graphic language/content)

Set in fabulous Las Vegas, this is a dark tale that gets inside the mind of a man who has decided to become a murderer. (Drama)

A neurotically insecure man is determined to hide his seemingly-pathetic identity from his new date. (Comedy)

A short piece of fiction that captures the state of mind a man is in before he has decided to commit suicide. (Drama. WARNING: extremely graphic/sexual content):